Only one letter separates writer and waiter, after all, and the salaries are about the same.

After careful (and uncomfortable) study, I have become convinced that Jokic’s huge head is entirely covering someone else in the background, except for a few wispy hairs.

They already got wiki!

Yep, Europe. I know we don’t always see eye to eye, but Really-

I must admit, when I saw the linked “Tiger Woods Just Won the Fucking Masters” article, I got totally the wrong picture in my head. Good to see him “triumphing over adversity” though.

Before yesterday, I really can’t remember the last time I watched the final round of a golf tournament.

Victor I gave you a star because I feel bad. Your girlfriend may not exist, but well...actually neither does the digital star on the internet. But it’s the thought that counts dammit!

I, for one, appreciate how much Brown is Not Even Mad At All, You Guys.

I use denture tabs to clean mine every day, which is necessary because they are truly disgusting after a night of being repeatedly coated with slimey saliva.

too soon

Fuck You, lady.

Sigh, I get the joke and not to be that guy, but please let’s not confuse being intentionally dumb and mean spirited as the same as being intellectually disabled.

There are two types of people in this world. People who experienced something shitty and feel like everyone else behind them has to to experience the same thing, and people who experience something shitty and work to prevent those behind them them from having the same shitty experience. 

They did their homework: the music playing when Kane looks at the egg is Jerry Goldsmith’s original score for the scene, which was not used in the final mix.

As I read that tweet the sound of a wet fart rang in my ears.

You’re still solid. One thing is not the other. For example:

There’s nothing “embarrassing” about this. These are just kids. They’re student-athletes doing their best. They’re going to make mistakes, they’re going to fail. What’s important is that they pick themselves up, learn from this, and get back out there next time. 

So, since Lori Loughlin is involved, is it fair to say that this scandal is everywhere you look?

His excuse is lame as hell. Still, I’m not sure that the suggestion that he should just suck it up and accept unwanted physical contact with another person is really a great look either.