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Happy first post!

“There goes my hero.” - Roger Goodell, watching as Mark Emmert walks away

HAHAHAHA look, they’re still here!  Now I’ve been owned too!  I’m living my best life.

He also wrote the op-ed.

The bravery it must have taken being openly pro way back in the 1800s

i grow weary of this world

Nobody puts daddy in the corner

Obviously it was a mistake, but I really hope that guy has a photograph of the hight he flew. Say what you want, but for a brief moment that man did something so awesome, so bold, so American, he should be proud.

alligation

I think his cell phone was either broken or lost some time ago

If that was a found footage movie trailer I would be all in.  That is some terrifying stuff.

We all know Deadspin hasn’t been first to report on anything significant since the Favre dong pics.

Between Mary Jo’s fastball and the Pennsylvania grand jury report, that’s going to be a lot of retired priests.  

I’m surprised she told you about that.

Waiter: Would you like some pepper, Mr. West?

“DADDDDYYYYYY DIDNT GIVE ATTENTIOONNNNNNN”

They’ll give you the bare minimum to shut you up. Then I, a reasonable person behind you, will approach them, bemoan what an asshole you were being and get twice the perks.

(s)wooooooosh.

To be followed shortly by an article titled: Tiger Woods’s Back

Other than the Cardinals.