The Proctess, you mean

Isn’t the job description of PGA of America professionals literally to deal with hackers?

I couldn’t t care less about Metrosmith but these Aerovans are cool. 

Somehow Jose Reyes will emerge unscathed and bat 2nd the next day.

I don’t know about that. He would have been in much hotter water today from the Jeff Garcia gay thing than he was then.

The greatest “knock” against Owens’ character is that he played most of his career before social media.

Burn it down.

But let’s not forget the man who gave his life in opposition of that.

“Drunk racists with guns.”

“...nabbing him at his parents’ home where he lives in the basement.”

Big fucking deal.

At least we can all agree that race is no longer an issue.  

It’s almost as if the ball was possessed by somebody kind of

Didn’t take long to find the worst take ever.

How dare you make me hope.

Have you met America?

I think anytime you rent a hotel room with a woman, be it for a night or a weekend, it instantly becomes a designated fuck room. In a good way. There’s something exciting about finding a new place to fuck.
That said, I’ve never had cameras waiting outside.

Your comment has the cadence of a Trump tweet.

A Bryan Goldberg machine is a device designed to perform a simple task incorrectly.