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He hasn’t sat down in the past 48 hours.

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ESPN just hired Katie Nolan. That, at least, is a smart move.

No, he made the right call. There’s no guarantee that they would have run Correa down before Altuve crossed the plate, in which case the run would have counted. In a choice between two rundowns, you should basically always go after the lead runner.

If you could, would you go back in time and plunk baby Hitler with a foul ball?

11. Company outings

Haven’t we all found ourselves suddenly caught up in the middle of a bunch of Nazis shouting bullshit until we’re red in the face, only to later ask ourselves, Wow! That was weird! Sooooo not like me at all. How’d that happen?

Isn’t at-will employment great, alt-right guys?

EVERY FUCKING DAY

Fun little tidbit of info: the ring was sized for Moises Alou’s middle finger.

Were you out all fucking night?

Maybe watersports.

A baby bird in the nest that opens its brightly-colored mouth and makes a peep sound will be fed by its parents. It will continue doing this until it is a fully grown bird. Meanwhile, a baby bird that does not do this will starve to death.

Well, at least they’ll all have Cobra Kai to fall back on if this doesn’t work out.

Having to sit out a year convinced him not to change schools.

That’s a god damn dinosaur

Pictured: California 5 years into the water crisis that would ensue if these dumb fucks actually got their way: