“Biff’s crossed an imaginary line!”

Shakespeare: “Terrible movie.”

Perhaps he’s too scared of being framed. <exit stage left>

I’m getting the same measurements as Trevor. After reading his tweets, my Bullshit Detector is hitting 91.1 out of 100.

Damnit. You’re right ...

I’m waving my cane at you, young’in.

Because this is the most exciting play in baseball, not the home run.

The Chili Dogs in Wrigleyville take two years off my life every time I eat one. Does this count?

In today’s day and age, can you blame him for hiding when someone says “Shoot!”?

Good one. I’ll trade you:

“Saggy” is literal. “On a corner” is also literal. You are correct. That said, this is code we’re talking about. Here would be their definitions:

Saggy (adj.): How the majority of young men, especially black men, wear pants, which shows they do not want jobs or want to participate in normal society.

Thanks for writing this. I travel to Quitman, Texas, to visit my parents and find the same issues. All white people in their neighborhood. Beyond the gate, the actual world. They and their neighbors talk about “Driving to the corner to hire a Mexican;” they use the word “saggy pants;” they call me a “hippy-homo”…

Can you please write a book about these phenomena?

This is how it feels, and this is how it looks.

Which is true:
A. Bad take = wrong
B. Bad take < wrong
C. Bad take > wrong
D. Bad take ≠ wrong, but does not equal B, nor C

Is it just me, or does his right leg disappear halfway down and then start again, go-go-gadget style?

Zaza, no!

+1 employee survey

Correction: Journalists Publishers have become less interested in the truth than they are in fucking clicks and ratings.

I’d like everyone who blames anything on journalists to tell me how much money they pay each year for good, solid journalism. You get what you pay for. Our country chooses to expect good journalism for free, so instead we get excellent crime dramas on NBC and construction paper cutouts on Comedy Central.