We started using guns and all went to hell.

You cannot be serious.

Ooh, please share. Do you have a recipe for burning shit?

Believeland > Strugglesville > Doubt Town > Chicago

Yes. Most of the time I see drunks in trucks.

Because often times living in urban areas means risking coming into contact with wild people, and -50 keeps them away. We hear through the telegraph that people in cities carry guns in case the wild people attack. Sometimes they even kill kids. Is that true?

...“Carpets Evidence in both the home clubhouse and visiting clubhouse must be cleaned at least bi-weekly” ...

Oops. Tiger picked the exact wrong moment in history to get his swing back.

Oh man. He knows so much about bridges. And he rode a bike across a bridge once. Thanks for sharing. I wish he did MLB games.

Your fan club is burning stakes at the gate.

Done. I’ll post my next idiotic rant in no less than 7 days. Starting ... now.

I hearby propose a National Week of STFU. Everyone just stops talking, Tweeting, posting, writing, or conversing about anything not directly related to their job or their survival. All other communication and inquiries must be directed internally at your soul, which in turn must answer all of your questions and…

This just got released as well. I’m transitioning to vegetarian (mainly because I like animals and don’t want to eat them, and nothing more), and am experiencing some of this. http://www.clinicaladvisor.com/mood-disorder-information-center/more-depressive-symptoms-among-men-with-vegetarian-diet/article/705723/

Anyone arguing he is not a HOFer?

He’s had practice. In Colorado, this is how you order food from waiters who just got back from “break”.

Ugh. Too much hyperbole, not enough writing-your-ass-off-and-going-for-it. What’s the old saying? “Don’t send a sportswriter to a game. Send a poet.”

Yep, but the only catch is it drives off when you’re pregnant.

They announced changes to the LA-Vegas flight too.

It’s odd. As a player, he was often the 5th or 6th best player on the field, and they held onto him well past his prime. As a manager, he leads a team far past anyone’s preseason expectations, and gets released.