Adding one:

Couldn’t resist ...

Well, to be fair, the other side of the sign gave it context:

Why are they supposed to stay at home? When I don’t bring my dog into work, my employees revolt.

I don’t understand that call. The catcher doesn’t have a right to stand on home when there’s a play at the plate and the ball is there?

A sneak peek at Dodgers’ practice as they prepare for the Cubs to arrive.

I wouldn’t give Judge too much credit. I’m pretty sure this guy was using the force.

I have no doubts women get it worse. And I’m a single guy, 38, and get asked all the time. I have a long-time girlfriend, and we just both aren’t interested in a traditional domestic life. But I coach Little League baseball, and I get asked all the time from parents why I do that when I don’t have kids. I have to…

I hear a whooshing sound.

It’s incremental revenue. It’s not major. But for a major newspaper corporation, the revenue from remnant ads is in the millions. For a smaller one, it’s still in the low hundreds of thousands. At a single small paper, it probably pays for a third of the local preps coverage.

Thank you for shutting this string down before it can get started. (clears throat)

Poofontaine.

Something stinks. I’m guessing a gigantic hole in her story will help investigators get to the bottom of it.

I live in an area where oil and gas drillers, construction workers and cattle slaughterhouse employees fill the bars and restaurants. Now Amazon is moving in too. Wages are now averaging over $20 per hour for these guys. It’s not changing the region by any means, but it’s nice to see an area where working class folks…

Use the Schwartz. You’ll figure it out.

Bill, is that you?

To follow suit, the Mets announced it is Bill Buckner Day, a day to sit back, relax, and celebrate the balls between our legs.

Yep, you definitely sound caucasian!

I was going more with Milli-Vanilli. Or 80s solo-tour Jagger.

I’d like to see Peggy and Drew in a debate.