Other sports interesting to get drunk at:

Wild Thing, circa 2017.

Following standard protocol, the dog was selected for random testing.

I covered the X Games in Aspen for 10 years (2003-2012). Someone could’ve died every year, in almost every event, in almost every trick. That said, the toughest thing I ever saw was a disabled skier launch a 100-foot jump at the end of the skiercross competition, slam on the snow, roll 10-15 times, bloody his lip, and…

Can we just call him Bob-Bob from here on out?

Where else would it go?

I ran a golf magazine for a while, and Jay Cutler was in our area promoting his charity (which had a golf tournament), so we asked him to be on our cover and sit down for a 15-minute interview. He said no. So we got Greg Norman instead. Which just goes to show you, (ahem, Bears fans), you never know what good things…

Thanks? 

And so I take your last sentence and Google it. Here are the story subjects, in order of reference to: “If he gets his shit together, he could be one of the best players of his era.” Nick Kyrgios, Michael Jordan, Andy Roddick, Prince, Kevin Durant, Tom Brady, Ivan Neville, Rory McIlroy, Evan Dando and Minnesota Fats.

I get what you’re saying here. I really kind of agree, except for one point: If you’ve ever been to Wrigleyville, you’d never call Cubs fans funny and quaint. Perhaps bloated and sloppy? But to your point, once the spotlight is on, it will not be a pretty scene.

I don’t disagree. I’m just saying, there is good cause every now and then to out an anonymous source. I’ve done it once in my life, so I should’ve clarified that it should only be done after careful thought and truly weighing the consequences. In this case, I had every other source on my side, and did it to keep the…

The Homeland Security Department came in and shut down a critical road that was over a reservoir dam, about four years after 9/11. They said if a terrorist blew it up, it would flood the entire region. The major problem was, it was a critical road for law enforcement and emergency vehicles, which had to go several…

*you’re

Reporters do not get anywhere without knowing how to handle anonymous sources, but there is nothing unethical about outing an anonymous source who is only trying to use you for their own advantage. And this, you might only learn after the fact. I had an insider tell me details about a 9/11-related act by the Homeland…

“I’ll tell you what I’d do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.”

How about adding a mute button (ala Around the Horn) that the moderator can push as soon as they start lying their asses off, or avoiding the question?

My girlfriend of 4.5 years came home from a work trip and broke up with me, and kicked me out of the house. I didn’t do anything, promise, except ask her to marry me. She also unfriended me on Facebook. I’m a little sick of this shit. Should I try e-dating, like Match or eHarmony?

Other dinosaurs closely related to Psittacosaurus, according to Science.