VictorSweatsuit
Victor Sweatsuit
VictorSweatsuit

I like to play golf, but I tend to passionately dislike golfers. Does everyone feel this way?

I’m right beside you on this ride. Keep on pedaling.

I wouldn’t have guessed Drizzlebell to be his Kinja screen name, but I’ve been wrong about our CEO before.

I work for a publishing company. Our CEO started a speech, “If you don’t write stories or don’t sell ads, you’re overhead.” He was also building a mult-million dollar house in a market where most of our employees couldn’t afford the rent, and had neither written a story, nor sold an ad, ever. I was 34, and this is

I’m pretty sure Ron was playing center on that play.

“Must the citizen ever for a moment, or in the least degree, resigns his conscience to the legislator? Why has every man a conscience then? I think that we should be men first, and subjects afterward.”

ghost, will you always be here to post this after Cardinals fans visit us? Please tell me it will be so.

Yes, NBC is overestimating us. I will, for example, sit at my desk and watch the critical ping pong bronze medal match instead of, say, work.

Bobby, hush!

I don’t know. This post-rowing silver medal “I got to wear my podium pants” interview might’ve just beat it:

Hot take alert.

I’ll just leave this here.

I understand this bear.

“... and the creeping thing.”

Fuckin’ A.

My team has five boobs.

I lost both of my grandmothers after they had gone through severe dementia, and it is terrible. I am voting for the right to die laws in Colorado this fall, as I never want someone to have to go through what I saw them go through. RIP Pat Summit. One battle, after another.