He’s had practice. In Colorado, this is how you order food from waiters who just got back from “break”.

Ugh. Too much hyperbole, not enough writing-your-ass-off-and-going-for-it. What’s the old saying? “Don’t send a sportswriter to a game. Send a poet.”

Yep, but the only catch is it drives off when you’re pregnant.

They announced changes to the LA-Vegas flight too.

It’s odd. As a player, he was often the 5th or 6th best player on the field, and they held onto him well past his prime. As a manager, he leads a team far past anyone’s preseason expectations, and gets released.

Adding one:

Couldn’t resist ...

Well, to be fair, the other side of the sign gave it context:

Why are they supposed to stay at home? When I don’t bring my dog into work, my employees revolt.

I don’t understand that call. The catcher doesn’t have a right to stand on home when there’s a play at the plate and the ball is there?

A sneak peek at Dodgers’ practice as they prepare for the Cubs to arrive.

I wouldn’t give Judge too much credit. I’m pretty sure this guy was using the force.

I have no doubts women get it worse. And I’m a single guy, 38, and get asked all the time. I have a long-time girlfriend, and we just both aren’t interested in a traditional domestic life. But I coach Little League baseball, and I get asked all the time from parents why I do that when I don’t have kids. I have to…

I hear a whooshing sound.

It’s incremental revenue. It’s not major. But for a major newspaper corporation, the revenue from remnant ads is in the millions. For a smaller one, it’s still in the low hundreds of thousands. At a single small paper, it probably pays for a third of the local preps coverage.

Thank you for shutting this string down before it can get started. (clears throat)

Poofontaine.

Something stinks. I’m guessing a gigantic hole in her story will help investigators get to the bottom of it.

I live in an area where oil and gas drillers, construction workers and cattle slaughterhouse employees fill the bars and restaurants. Now Amazon is moving in too. Wages are now averaging over $20 per hour for these guys. It’s not changing the region by any means, but it’s nice to see an area where working class folks…