Reporters do not get anywhere without knowing how to handle anonymous sources, but there is nothing unethical about outing an anonymous source who is only trying to use you for their own advantage. And this, you might only learn after the fact. I had an insider tell me details about a 9/11-related act by the Homeland…

“I’ll tell you what I’d do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.”

How about adding a mute button (ala Around the Horn) that the moderator can push as soon as they start lying their asses off, or avoiding the question?

My girlfriend of 4.5 years came home from a work trip and broke up with me, and kicked me out of the house. I didn’t do anything, promise, except ask her to marry me. She also unfriended me on Facebook. I’m a little sick of this shit. Should I try e-dating, like Match or eHarmony?

Other dinosaurs closely related to Psittacosaurus, according to Science.

I like to play golf, but I tend to passionately dislike golfers. Does everyone feel this way?

I’m right beside you on this ride. Keep on pedaling.

I wouldn’t have guessed Drizzlebell to be his Kinja screen name, but I’ve been wrong about our CEO before.

I work for a publishing company. Our CEO started a speech, “If you don’t write stories or don’t sell ads, you’re overhead.” He was also building a mult-million dollar house in a market where most of our employees couldn’t afford the rent, and had neither written a story, nor sold an ad, ever. I was 34, and this is…

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I’m pretty sure Ron was playing center on that play.

“Must the citizen ever for a moment, or in the least degree, resigns his conscience to the legislator? Why has every man a conscience then? I think that we should be men first, and subjects afterward.”

ghost, will you always be here to post this after Cardinals fans visit us? Please tell me it will be so.

Yes, NBC is overestimating us. I will, for example, sit at my desk and watch the critical ping pong bronze medal match instead of, say, work.

Bobby, hush!

I don’t know. This post-rowing silver medal “I got to wear my podium pants” interview might’ve just beat it:

Hot take alert.