Yes. That’s why it’s a joke.

There are many things Americans “should” do.

A mediocre president who fucked anything with a pair of tits?

Probably not.

Winning elections is a better start.

Nope. You’ll have to fight for the future you want. Sorry kid.

Only when Beyoncé wears it.

Sure, let’s make fun of Melania. That’s a smart (and totally appropriate) response to this news story! What a stupid, trashy bitch!

Who’s insisting? They’re in love and they’re married. Why is that your problem? Did Tony Bennett promise to marry you instead?

Troubling? Yes, but only to older white women.

I’m sure Tony’s got better things to do than watch SNL — like make love to his hot, young wife.

Go ahead and think that way if it makes you feel better. But it isn’t true at all.

Relax, kid. Pop stars with no talent or training aren’t really a new thing. In fact, it’s the same as it ever was.

All music is crap ever since Buddy Holly died. Fact.

Why is Jezebel looking for courageous leadership from People fucking Magazine?

Dont’t worry, you’ll be back to reading about the Kardashians soon enough.

Dictator? C’mon, he beat Hillary in a fair election and hasn’t taken office yet. You can call Trump many things — but dictator isn’t accurate at all.

No, the scary part was when all those women voted for him.

Maybe it’s time to face reality.

The press doesn’t have to “normalize” Trump. The voters have already done that.