You’re expecting courageous journalism from People Magazine?

Tomorrow’s discovery: Jezebel is an naive, self-involved echo chamber that has no awareness of its own irrelevancy.

Stop crying and start fighting. God and tears won’t give you back your country.

No you didn’t, dummy.

Cool story, bro.

Will Gaga taking some time off before recording her next flop?

I think we’re supposed to be mad at Kathy Lee.

Oh, Christ. Please shut up.

Do they not have television in other states?

Why do women always need to be flattered? Some truths are ugly.

It’s an Elvis reference, dummy. “Dr. Nick” was a real person.

So what? It’s a dopey late night talk show, not a presidential debate. Fallon does what he does — always has.

And unlike Gaga, Madonna has a career full of hits.

So she can sing. Big deal. So can lots of other butterface women without a record deal.

And the women who marry them are NEVER gold digging whores!

Almost as bad as Nixon’s nigger tapes — recorded in the actual Oval Office!

Because NONE of the GOP candidates were ready for prime time. Lightweights and losers — all of them.

*confusion

And strippers get praise for taking off their clothes. Big deal. Grow some self-esteem.

I’ll bet most Jezebels don’t know much more about the ‘60s than she does.