So by that logic, it was a actually a good thing that the US and UK sent Jewish refugees back to Nazi Germany at the start of WWII, because allowing them sanctuary would have meant assisting in... ethnic cleansing?

Close enough for Jezebel.

Close enough for Jezebel.

Meanwhile… Lizzo still has a career.

Grrr! How dare they express a different opinion! Let’s put them behind bars too!!!

Who asked for your forgiveness?

Close enough for Jezebel.

Great. Now all you have to do is apologize for your racist bigotry.

Fortunately, Lizzo will live forever on The Mandalorian. (Because she’s not an abhorrent monster like Gina Carano!)

Time’s Up, Lizzo

Help? How is “looking up” to celebrity entertainers helping anything?

Bye Lizzo.

Where Where?

And do you know what those movies all have in common?

“The youth vote”

Good luck, ladies. These days, Paramount can’t afford Chris Pine to play Captain Kirk on the big screen, but maybe they still have just enough pocket change to remind everyone LL still exists.

#BelieveAllWomen

Close enough for Jezebel

Sorry Jezzies. Just like Leo, Johnny is never going to find you attractive.

You heard it here first! (Because no one else cares. lol)