Or someone?

Even Vox!!?? Say it ain’t so!!

She’s looking for money.

Two words: Amber Heard

In fairness to Jezebel, they’ve been real busy lately ignoring all the Amber Heard news.

Indeed. That’s some quality mansplainin’.

They may stay home. But not because of this.

#BelieveAllLiars

Because Americans don’t care about the Jezebel agenda.

They must have heard that Jezebel already had Pride & Envy covered.

Yeah, because its so unusual to see a bunch of pretty white girls hanging out together. Somebody call the cops!

Yeah, that’s what influencers do. Then they articles written about them in Jezebel.

Here, have a seda-give.

The golem.

*jibe

Fatphobia?

Nothing says “I’m a reasonable, intelligent person” like a good old fashioned book-burning!

Close enough for Jezebel.

But if Lana were dating Chris Brown or Johnny Depp she’d be a helpless victim who deserved our sympathy, right?

Shouldn’t you be in the kitchen making your husband a sandwich?