Ah... This must be it... The comma, before the storm.

Nah, it’s not like the people making the policy decisions in the morning are out at the airport squeezing strangers’ genitals in the afternoon*. You’re not going to make policy makers uncomfortable by making the schlubs doing the genital squeezing uncomfortable.

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Instead of a couple of days in Vegas, you can stay home for the weekend with a few bottles of Bacardi 151, Craigslist “casual encounters” open on your browser, and burn a bunch of money in the fireplace.

I’m also going to suggest than instead of Las Vegas, you go to Branson, Missouri.

I prefer this method: