The "doesn't kill us instantly" part might be a bit tricky.

Pink Slime Oreos?

This is a post I wrote on my Blog back around this year's AGDQ after spending quite a bit of time watching the various speedruns. I work as a software tester (I don't test games though,) and a lot of my job involves finding glitches and getting them fixed. I found it interesting to see just what types of glitches…

That, and the fact that a glass bottle could theoretically be used as a weapon.

I fly through LAX fairly often, and whenever circumstances permit I make sure to stop in at that In N Out (which unfortunately isn't very often, as my GF doesn't care much for the place.) Definitely a cool place to watch planes from.

I don't think I've seen that one before. I fly in and out of LAX fairly often, and I've seen a Qantas A380 on the ground there a couple of times though.

For me, it's not so much lack of faith as it is just absolutely zero interest. The fact that I have a bad eye and can barely play Minecraft without getting motion sick these days probably doesn't help much.

Excuse me... Don't disturb my friend, he's dead tired.

I'm trying to figure out why Oregon wasn't ranked lower, it seems like a really terrible place to drive. 65MPH speed limits on rural highways with lots of enforcement, you can't pump your own gas, and the roads (especially in Portland) are just a mess.

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite parking spot on the Citadel.

Yeah, and literally EVERYTHING seems to require an in-app purchase.

If I had to guess, it's probably some sort of test account, most likely being used by someone in YouTube QA to test the uploader. There's probably something that generates random FLV files so they have unique videos to upload. I'm not sure why they'd be doing something like that in production, but I'm sure there's a…

I'm already spending more money than I probably should be on Puzzle and Dragons right now, I'm pretty sure I don't need to pick up another game to throw money at.

I saw this at PAX last year and I thought this looked pretty impressive (the line to try it was way too long though.) I thought this was supposed to be a 2015 release though, I wasn't expecting it this soon.

Two houses in Detroit.

Well, to be fair, if you have a crowbar you can probably get a house in Detroit for free right now.

Move the whole thing to Vegas. Make a big show out of it, and give people about 6,000 different things to wager on. Make the specs just vague enough that teams try to bend the rules as much as they possibly can without breaking them (and make sure to bust someone every once in a while.) Develop something of a…

It's pretty clear that over the past year, Kinect became far more of a liability to MS than an asset. None of the Kinect-only games ever managed to make it past the "gimmicky mini-game collection" stage, and it's pretty clear that nobody at MS had any better ideas for it. That by itself is probably enough to make…

Unless they're being sponsored.

So what comes with the "Grab it out of the bargain bin six months later" edition? Pretty sure that's the one I'd be getting...