Looks pretty cool, but I suspect most of the new content will be hardmode only, which doesn't do a lot of good when you're still swinging an iron pickaxe around.

Seems appropriate. One of the most hilarious bits of dialog I've seen in a game in years.

Unless every single game that was shown on XBone at PAX (which included Titanfall, Forza 5, Killer Instinct and LocoCycle among others at other booths) was doing the same thing, then yes.

They had plenty of games running on actual hardware at PAX.

As someone whose job right now involves the implementation of useless features in cars (I work as a software QA engineer and my current project involves working with a fancy head unit for a 2014 model luxury car) I'm pretty sure I shouldn't be talking here, but just about the most useless feature I can think of is…

Gotta disagree on the heated seats. I only use mine during the Winter here (and even then it never gets really cold here like it does in some places) but man, it's nice to have on cold days.

The game: Uncharted: Drake's Fortune

I visit Disneyland on a regular basis (Annual Passholder since 2011, probably make 3-4 trips a year either alone or with friends) and the detail level seems quite good on this. Some of the proportions seem a bit off, but that's just a matter of working with the limitations of the engine I imagine. Then again, if I…

Actually Disneyland itself does not sell alcohol (except in Club 33, the members-only private club in New Orleans Square.) They do sell beer and wine in California Adventure though, which is right across from Disneyland. There's also plenty of places in Downtown Disney to get it too.

Epic Pinball

Yeah, but how much for one of these?

I'm still pretty firmly in the "none of the above" category at this point. There is absolutely nothing on PS4 I'm interested in (I just don't like first-party Sony games in general,) and nowhere near enough on the Xbox One to justify spending $500 on one. Based on seeing it at PAX, I'm not convinced Titanfall is…

This is the Internet, of course someone's done it already.

I'd call that lampshading, but i'm pretty sure those all disappeared too.

Not everyone's making cookie cutter FPSes these days... Currently it seems that half of them are making cookie cutter MOBAs instead.

The only "Next gen" system I tried out at PAX was the Xbox One, and that I pretty much only tried the LocoCycle demo on. Granted, that's something that could have just as easily been done on the Xbox 360 as the Xbox One, but it really didn't feel any different than anything else. Most of the Next-gen games being…

So is this one going to blow itself up?

I did get a chance to try out the PAX demo, and it seemed decent in the standard Twisted Pixel "We're not even trying to have this make any sense" way. Lots of silly random conversations and things like that. I suspect it will probably be something to play through once and call it good (assuming it ever gets ported…

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One of these ought to do quite nicely.