The whole head thing could be something from when he was a kid. A traumatic experience or something really frightening (to a kid) that lead to him being afraid of things being on his head.

You're totally right; the way in which he has turned down most of his sponsorship opportunities, canceled the reality documentary after negative feedback, performed well in the preseason, and given one interview since being drafted by the Rams (in which he talked about how performing well in the preseason gave him…

Bachyderms, right?

So he's remaining aloof-a?

A quick google search found this handsome devil.

"I sincerely apologize for my error in judgement during yesterday's broadcast. I was trying to imply that Josh Lewin can be solicited for rough, sexual intercourse for as little as a penny by anyone, including his family members. My comments have nothing to do with anti-Semitism, and were only meant to remind our…

I have always thought that the yearly dolphin and whale beachings have to do with submarines plowing through them, now this. This thing would eviscerate any living thing it touches.

"Mine." "Mine." "Mine." "Mine." "Mine." "Mine." "Mine." "Mine." "Mine." "Mine." "Mine." "Mine." "Mine." "Mine." "Mine." "Mine." "Mine." "Mine." "Mine." "Mine." "Mine." "Mine." "Mine." "Mine." "Mine." "Mine." "Mine." "Mine." "Mine." "Mine." "Mine." "Mine." "Mine." "Mine."

Why did Kanye let her finish?

And just when things were going so well for the city of St. Louis.

Once climate change starts affecting food supply on a severe level, this will be coming to a country near you!

yeah... Got to agree with everyone else. If you're going to make a joke right after someone dies at least make sure your pun is rock solid.

Los Angeles Angels.

BURN THE WITCH!!!

Seriously. It is SAUCE SAUCE. Why? Why they do this?

Not only because it doesn't make sense linguistically. But also, salsa? Really?

Needs some marinara to even have a fighting chance.

crunch patties! with flavor sauce!

sauce sauce. salsa salsa.

I know right? Bwahahaa!