I have the death sentence on 12 systems!

They're in Texas and they had to go to a chain steak house?

NO TIME TO EXPLAIN! GET IN THE TINY CAR!

Great review, but I'm confused as to why you'd use a stock image of the Ferguson Police Department for it.

Yeah, but how else will they keep people from Old Mexico out?

If a linebacker or d-lineman is punching you in the fucking face, it's still the same end result. Your analogy is bad and you should feel bad.

"Tell me how the heck having a college degree makes a junior patrol officer a better officer?"

Well, for one, it probably makes it somewhat less likely that said junior patrol officer is a gun nut with an IQ of 90 who's never interacted socially with anyone who isn't a redneck and thus treats every black person with…

Nobody cares.

And I asked God, "Why, during the most difficult times of my life, were there two sets of footprints and one set of knuckleprints in the sand?"

"I saw a deaf, dumb and blind kid playing pinball this morning. It reminded me of that song by The Who, 'Magic Bus'."

It just implies a very casual and indifferent outlook on a very bad and serious situation. Like he's saying, "Oh haha who cares? it's all fun and games, lets just toss around a football", when there are riots and someone was killed.

Here we go again with the labral media bias.

I was just thinking af all the preservatives in the first 2 cakes!

Wow, some row-back on kinja. Bathwater already gone but baby located.

Please provide your statistics. I pulled the FBI crime statistics from 2011 that show that whites are charged for 69.2% of crimes whereas African-Americans are charged with 28.4%.

Iron your khakis.

David Simon, the creator of The Wire, often talks about how there are really two Americas—one economically viable and mostly white, the other economically hopeless and mostly black. In my experience, no place embodies this division more than St. Louis, where I've lived the past few years. You can drive north from a…

Oh wow, you are being serious.

Alright, alright, alright.

This is worse than the decapitation gif.