I'm not going to make judgment one way or another toward the Swiss team, but their flag is a big plus.

"Swap out #6 for dying in an ambulance that's stuck in traffic on the way to the hospital"

is this something I should be contacting the police about... all I'm hearing is you saying "I'm going to stab someone at Wimbledon

Why anyone would want to be remembered for shitting the deathbed in their final minutes is beyond me. Don't kid yourself- that's what they'll talk about at the funeral.

[knock, knock]

Good suggestion. Notice that I qualified Freezing to death with "on Everest." That to me is such an utterly useless and stupid way to die, regardless of the pain/serenity.

Only an asshole wants to make his friends and family watch him die. There's a reason other beasts nobly crawl under the porch- dignity.

I'm sorry, I can't get over the botched knee-replacement.

Chew also contributes to receding gum lines, which I'm all for, considering I've been waiting to buy this pack of Hubba Bubba for the better part of an hour.

It's Dempsey, by a dick!

"Call me an ugly American."

#yesallpeckerwoods

The next white person that complains about "littering blacks" gets a punch in the mouth.

Like most things in the life, the second one needs more Yakety Sax.

Trashed.

Drunk dude appears to have mad-plowed disease.

"You are probably not going to see anyone as drunk as the guy featured in this report"

"Alright! More Lil' B! This is wonderful!!!" -No one

2 consecutive world war routings and then economically dominating modern Europe with a balanced GDP to debt ratio while facilitating a pragmatic buffer between Putin and the West?