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His mom is gonna give him so much shit at home school on Monday.

this is a great bar

That's a dark, yet hopeful comment. I wish that I didn't agree with it.

I was in a two person kayak down in Turks & Caicos with my wife for about 27 seconds before I turned to her and asked her politely to get the fuck out.

Wouldn't that be something- if there was less divorce amongst Hawaiians because of outriggers.

when they say "the great state of west Virginia" at political conventions.. nobody really thinks it's that great.

There's a reason why residents of Kauai, Hawaii refer to two-person kayaks as "divorce canoes"

He's correct about the traveling together bit- totally revealing. Paddling a two person canoe is a cheaper way to stress test a budding romance, though.

Also hate when people don't specify Paris, TX or Rome, GA.

Hans Zimmer composed this score for the film, "Thin Red Line". The music is excellent throughout and I would heartily recommend this film to anyone interested in WW2, Pacific campaign. It was overlooked because it was released at the same time as, "Saving Private Ryan". That was most unfortunate.

Meh. I think GoPro/RedBull is running out of ideas. Also, I'm sure no one went around cleaning up all that debris. GoPro bought my footage from Cambodia; they seem to search the web and find anything shot with a GoPro and build a library. Frankly, I think my stuff is a bit more interesting, and I didnt have to paint…

You would expect a high shot from a team managed by Rob Ford.

The American Dairy Association is starting to regret hiring Darren Aronofsky to run their new ad campaign.

now I'll never be able to walk past the dairy section without getting an erection :(

If those are the best photos, I'd hate to see the wurst.

Looks like he's gotten a little pail in the offseason.

Oh Tim, you're so naive. The Cavs, LeBron's former team, got the 1st pick. The Heat, Lebron's current team, got the 26th pick. 1-26? Do I have to spell it out for you? It's the number of letters in the alphabet. Now, let's break down that word, "alphabet." Al, a popular name. Pha, a phonetic spelling of a…

This is why I've been slipping all the MDA I can get my hands on into the JimmyJohn's sandwiches I deliver weekly to the local Tea Party headquarters- increased empathy through chemicals.

I'd be happier, and more enthusiastic, about a smartphone that could destroy long range precision rifles from a kilometer away.