My older brother had the Six Million Man doll and I thought it was the coolest thing because of the roll up skin on the arm.

This isn't what I come to DadPenis for.

I had already thought of that before

You can tell it's in Australia because the kid spun counter clockwise.

What an observation, though this laizzez faire attitude is most evident in french cinema.

A drop in the bucket compared to the money spent on the wars the tragedy fueled. A rather apropos tribute, if you think about it.

It means two things: a.)[sic] watch it every 3 months until it applies and 2.) the modern European doesn't give a fuck about neatly resolved parables after 1800 years of slaughter and mustard gas.

"You've just spent a considerable amount of time being incredible rude and profane to someone you don't even know. I would ask you what's wrong with you but I don't even know you and it's not very nice making assumptions about people."

I think the point is, when I hang out on Jezebel or Gawker I do not give a flying tamale about election results ... in India or anywhere else. I'm 63 years old. I've already consumed enough shitty, frustrating political news to last ten lifetimes. Sometimes you'd just rather read about Jay-Z shopping for jewelry.…

Poor guy, he just wanted to experience the feeling of someone in Mets gear actually rounding the bases.

You're incredibly silly and you seem too lazy to get your news from more than one place.

Good luck topping the Bakersfield condor.

Okay, okay. I have a great joke. The cat is going to throw the pitch with his PAUSE!

The raccoon is actually the thing being thrown.

I mean, is he sure he took them?

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It doesn't look like this guy submitted the proper handicap.

That intro of The Six Million Dollar Man brings back so many memories. Thinking about the title is funny because now 6 million dollars get you hardly any medical care.