Political ads are hilarious when they're not actually political.

Better call Andrew W.K.

Of course.

Miami should make him an honorary Bat Boy.

Pourquoi. si. sérieux?

Where are those candles and flashlights you said you were going to put above the fridge?

Are you saying that firearm sales went through the roof the day after our 44th [Black, socialist!] President was elected? want to be clear

I look back at this thread and I see 186 people who get rhetoric, and then I see you. Do people laugh when you talk? I mean, intentionally? Or just nervously.

The last 60 seconds? Existential.

Did that Croatian announcer just call me a pansy?!

oh look an oppressed white guy

Time to raise prices I guess.

I had bad info as to how things worked there. 1000 pardons, and thank you for your service, sincerely.

If I had a gun I'd shoot my laptop.

ALERT: America Under Attack! Massive Coordinated Staged Shooting Gun Con...: youtu.be/aiQ7ywBuLuM via @YouTube

There are plenty of Gawker police, protecting all kinds of "freedoms" on a daily basis. Welcome aboard.

Ok- will you do the rest of us a favor and talk to Chad, though? He has guns and seems a little unhinged. Or, I guess we could just hope everything just goes ok...

Not as much as the NRA or their clients, the firearms industry.

You should follow @icpchad- he agrees with you and also thinks these latest shootings were staged. Do you think these latest shootings were staged?