He's dead now.

A score-nucopia?

I don't care what they say- when you get a WSJ hedcut, you've made it to bigs. Metal 'til you die.

Maybe Cole had a spider on his face and Stephenson was just trying to helpfully brush it off?

Tejas Muthu-fuckin-samy ftw.

Wouldn't that be something- if there was less divorce amongst Hawaiians because of outriggers.

Fry points out a common mistake, though (besides leading with his upper lip instead of a defined jaw line): don't set your teeth together when your mouth is closed. Use the tip of your tongue to keep them just slightly apart. Especially if you have a weak mandible.

He's correct about the traveling together bit- totally revealing. Paddling a two person canoe is a cheaper way to stress test a budding romance, though.

How am I supposed to explain this to my 10 year old?

I'd bet 5 bees the Class of '13 didn't have an onion tied to their belt, like they did in '96.

From Gimp to Bane in one milk bath. Suck it, Charles Atlas.

"The same people who historically tell you that there were racial lynchings were the same people who lynched this guy! Metaphorically."

It takes effort, but it's doable.

Hemingway destroyed chumps in six words.

He's certainly not the John, Paul or George of the rap game, said the guy who can't believe he's weighing in.

Jousting for the win.

It gets worse: that's not even pig poop.

Dude has stones to repeatedly preach outside the choir.