Wouldn't that be something- if there was less divorce amongst Hawaiians because of outriggers.

Fry points out a common mistake, though (besides leading with his upper lip instead of a defined jaw line): don't set your teeth together when your mouth is closed. Use the tip of your tongue to keep them just slightly apart. Especially if you have a weak mandible.

He's correct about the traveling together bit- totally revealing. Paddling a two person canoe is a cheaper way to stress test a budding romance, though.

How am I supposed to explain this to my 10 year old?

I'd bet 5 bees the Class of '13 didn't have an onion tied to their belt, like they did in '96.

From Gimp to Bane in one milk bath. Suck it, Charles Atlas.

"The same people who historically tell you that there were racial lynchings were the same people who lynched this guy! Metaphorically."

It takes effort, but it's doable.

Hemingway destroyed chumps in six words.

He's certainly not the John, Paul or George of the rap game, said the guy who can't believe he's weighing in.

Jousting for the win.

It gets worse: that's not even pig poop.

Dude has stones to repeatedly preach outside the choir.

It's the tiger horn pills that bum me out.

Shouldn't they be singing to an Aussie flag?

What times we live in- when technology allows us to be so cruel and shallow...there is no hope for future generations if people like Roche use Twitter to document McCarthy's selfish act, when a Vine would've been far more hilarious.

I don't think so- pretty sure it's a duplex.

Still rhymes with duck l'orange. Just sayin

You can't kill Satan.