but don't know what caused the Big Bang.

Suck it, Ice Cube.

Guided by Voices, coincidence or irony?. I had "trip gently into mental illness".

This is the best utilization of modern pop music.

Thought it had something to do with MLB discovering Puerto Rico, Japan and South America.

Upon discovering this abomination , I would not be surprised to find that the (presumably) friendly chefs at this venerable chain in the heartland were high as Afghani fighting kites when they came up with this doozy.

"Well, I did stage at Skyline Chili in Cincinnati for a week..."

Christchurch?

"Pseudo intellectual" is two words, Mr. Kaepernick. (screen grabbed, no take backs!)

Pretty much nailed Rollins' pudding ring.

Terrible marketing in the run up to the new Peanuts movie. Too bad she wasn't in to Garfield.

Same thing happened to Snoop- she pushed Ripken out of the way to shag an infield foul.

Haven't seen a maloik that intense since Drag Me To Hell.

Try to avoid prematurely discharging your wadding when packing your musket.

So, God and Jesus decide to go golfing and They meet on the golden fairway. God pulls a golden driver from His golden golf bag and extracts a golden tee from the sidepocket. He puts a golden ball on the golden tee and He takes A Mighty Swing- it slices... A GOLDEN EAGLE APPEARS!! And the golden golf ball lands,…

It means she's officially jumped the Weimaraner.

They do. They are. But I know you know that

+1 prettygoodpoint

The whole thing was totally great- she deserved every point! Inspiring.

I am not qualified to accurately diagnose the moves, but I certainly expected to hear hip-hop as the post was titled. Ah, expectations...hard to manage, hey?