"Well, I did stage at Skyline Chili in Cincinnati for a week..."

Christchurch?

"Pseudo intellectual" is two words, Mr. Kaepernick. (screen grabbed, no take backs!)

Pretty much nailed Rollins' pudding ring.

Terrible marketing in the run up to the new Peanuts movie. Too bad she wasn't in to Garfield.

Same thing happened to Snoop- she pushed Ripken out of the way to shag an infield foul.

Haven't seen a maloik that intense since Drag Me To Hell.

Try to avoid prematurely discharging your wadding when packing your musket.

So, God and Jesus decide to go golfing and They meet on the golden fairway. God pulls a golden driver from His golden golf bag and extracts a golden tee from the sidepocket. He puts a golden ball on the golden tee and He takes A Mighty Swing- it slices... A GOLDEN EAGLE APPEARS!! And the golden golf ball lands,…

It means she's officially jumped the Weimaraner.

They do. They are. But I know you know that

+1 prettygoodpoint

The whole thing was totally great- she deserved every point! Inspiring.

I am not qualified to accurately diagnose the moves, but I certainly expected to hear hip-hop as the post was titled. Ah, expectations...hard to manage, hey?

FTFY

Hey he's picked UConn in print, hours before the game. If somebody gets a Kickstarter going, I got 5$ for him- if they win.

Temple Grandin probably loves your airport.

Hey we didn't even need to install spendy curved chutes or squeezing machines! progress

Yeah, who has rank in that situation- in the outfield centerfielders can call anyone off if they've got the play, right? And why didn't Strop help Baker up?

That the narco-trafficantes are putting a squeeze on the lime market. And if they go after avocados, I'm going to guac...