Sssshhh, you’ll blow my cover! >_> (Not unlike how Celine blew this cover...sorry, couldn't help myself).

Things I plan to do in 2016:

You don’t have to love her personally, her story is literally the American dream. A daughter of Polish immigrants, back when any “Iron Curtain” family was suspect. She sold muffins to pay rent and went from there. Her family wasn’t rich and she helped them.

Here’s a throwback for ya: did anyone else invest in a Kodak ‘Advantix’ camera back in the 90s just before digital ones came in and almost immediately regret it? My parents sure did. We still have some of those panorama photos from a vacation in Cuba.

“The recent grad of Moody Bible Institute” is “serious about finding himself a woman,” but he’ll be keeping things PG until a special gal puts a ring on it. Renoe “says he’s still going to wait for his honeymoon to tear up his v-card.”

So Caitlyn is uncomfortable with gay marriage, thinks government assistance for the poor is a terrible thing and is planning on voting for Trump, Cruz or one of the other fascist Republican clowns and now the man-in-a-dress comment. SHE. IS. THE. ABSOLUTE. WORST.

I really don’t see much room for commentary on women’s success here, though, accidental or otherwise. It’s more about how social media and presenting an idealized image of our lives has become so all-consuming.

I suppose. I still think it smacks a little bit of not recognizing that Hillary isn’t her Husband and isn’t on the hook for the shitty things he may have done.

Oh, forgive me. I didn’t realize you were an asshole.

My dad used to joke when I had braces that all I needed in addition to those railroad tracks were glasses and then I would never find a husband.

Dad when I was 15: “You could stand to lose a few...” I was around 135 then...and I’m 5’7”.

It’s always nice when MRAs make their priorities abundantly clear by telling you flat out they don’t want you to be able to defend yourself when they’re assaulting you.

How are you in the black?

Not virtually never, 20% of the time is not never.

The world is a sad place if women feel that unsafe.

Fuck off

I’ve been raped and sexually assaulted. I’ve had my house broken into twice. I’m not paranoid, I’m being proactive.

See, I had the opposite response. Where the hell does Mark live that movies only cost $10?

It can both be true that Caitlyn Jenner is not deserving of the Woman of the Year, and that this guy is an asshole for calling her a man.