$2000 to make my calves look like an Italian salami? SOLD.

I own a pit bull, who is the most snuggly, loyal, sweet dog I have ever met. Unless you're a street harass-er. Then she will let you know, in no uncertain terms, what she thinks of you making comments to her mistress. Like most responsible pet owners, I'm a big believer in, "ban stupid people, not dogs!"