And this is precisely what the horror of his being elected is.

Unfair indeed. If only her last name were different, she wouldn’t be one of the least attractive models working, instead she’d be the most attractive person working at Checkers.

Can’t have Joan without some Bette.

I would think no Trump would have any chance in New York State at this point.

I still think this part of Trump’s plan to get Kushner killed so he can move in on Mrs. Kushner.

At least Dukakis actually served in the military

It must have been too warm for his cravat.

Yeah but his other daughter isn’t hot.

True. He can probably sit better than Donald “I’m the big boy” Jr.

Would also accept:

“Well, I see what has the locals so upset around here. Not a decent Asian fusion restaurant for miles.”

Incredibly angry, thanks for asking!

These useless chucklefucks. Just look at this smarmy little dipshit.

He has to take Kushner seriously, because Kushner can, perhaps, convince his father in law, the president, not to dick-step the fight against ISIS. Good thing we had a revolution specifically so we would not have some jumped-up, in over his head, dauphin in charge of a military operation.

aww, it’s kinda like my kid’s PJs. Sure, it makes my son look like he’s a ninja, but really he’s just going to bed.

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”

An Administration that is defined by being the home of the insane, the incompetent, and those with no integrity.

1) Use the coupons for the hottest salsa you can get.

Draw me like one of your French girls.

Okay, boys, make sure you do this in as chickenshit a manner as possible. You hit him while his back is turned, then you hit him while he’s down.

If that kid ever googles....