I imagine it would have been unacceptable if she was a chesty dame. Smaller breasts seemed to be more fashionable in the 1930s.

I was at the Opera a few years ago (season tickets), and a old grumpy lady was sitting right in front of me. She couldn't stop looking backward at me, probably because a very elegant young woman with bright pink hair (me) could only mean that Opera was no longer a safe haven from those promiscuous heaten and she…

i don't wear jewelry but my parents pierced my ears when i was little because they're filipino and it's standard in their culture, and i find my "permanent scars" to be NBD

I hope this story is completely made up to get more show hits. I don't want to believe this is real. :(

She probably inherited her wealth. If her parents aren't dead already, their daughter's spending habits might do the trick. In my next life, I'm going to be a Nigerian scammer btw.

She used to have $1.4 million.

#NotAllWhiteAndGolders

Now, how on earth does someone so stupid even have 1.4 million to begin with? I am doing life wrong.

The sad part is I'm sure there are plenty of non-fictional men out there who would love her for $1.4m. It works for guys and their trophy wives. At least she wouldn't be as lonely.

I don't mean this to be snarky, but what do you mean by "someone like this"?

She probably also thinks that goddamned dress is White and Gold.

I am so heartbroken for how desperately lonely this woman must be to believe this story.

Not to mention our blood diamond addiction. But when it comes to all of the (same exact) evils that the US and China commit, we'll always treat ours as isolated incidents from which we can individually extract ourselves, unlike China which is one entity that is constantly scheming new ways to make the world a…

I can't wait to see this comment on Fox later. "Liberal feminists at Jezebel admit they hate the 1st Amendment! No more birth control and suffrage for them!"

I know! Omg, no more. It's ugly and I've never been forced to look at such an ugly garment for so long before in my life.

I don't care what color this dress is, I still hate it

As evidenced by your concern-troll post, losing all that weight has made you such a happy person!

Consider how you are dressed.

My god, why would you want to be a woman?

Jesus H. Christ. Like I need to read something to make me more stabby today.