I'm much, much, much more concerned with our bloated military budget than I'll ever be with social program fraud.

I make it a point to encourage sloths.

For fuck's sake. It's none of your goddamn business!!!!! You're not the sole taxpayer contributing to these programs! If a parent wants to get their kid actual Cheerios instead of fucking CardboardCircleO's or whatever the generic shit is so they can feel like they're a fucking human being worthy of quality products…

Agreed! I read that and went "oh yeah! Sniper didn't win, did it?" I'd totally forgotten about it and was kind of happy when I read that whiny headline.

I can not star this enough. Pick a side, Fox! - a history professor

It's weird that everyone is jumping on Arquette for portraying women, gay people, and PoC as non-overlapping groups. (Yeah, it's wrong, but are any of the other movements really any better about it? Not really.) I thought the issue was more how she approached solidarity between different movements, both in that she…

I hate her for sullying the good name of Clueless.

Who wants to bet that Stacy Dash gets paid less than the male contributors on Fox News?

Pogs are back? Is Alf back, in pog form?

I could *almost* give the people a pass for thinking Chipotle served soup because, while I don't live near one, I do have a Qdoba close by and they have tortilla soup as a regular menu item and, in my mind, they are roughly equivalent establishments. BUT there is no reason to get all crazy about serving things in…

"People of color and of gay,"

It's off-topic, but "Sniper Gets Snubbed" makes me happy. That mess winning would have HURT.

A better speech would have been to go up there and read off the web address of a site containing the bank account information of everyone in attendance. Talk about addressing inequality!

It should come as no surprise that she would lament the loss of old Hollywood 'glamour' as she seems perfectly happy taking on whatever subservient roles are thrown her way.

WHAT IS AN HERB

Gee, Stacey, if Fox news had anything to say about it, *no one* would be able to "do [their] history." Or their English, apparently.

Oh my god.

The funny thing is, I can't even remember how I ended the conversation. It confused me to the point where my memory stopped working or something. I think we ended up with "Green, it tastes green."

Even as I was speaking, I could see their eyes starting to glaze over with the use of Spanish words like tortilla and burrito.

But it's specifically called Irish coffee because it's alcoholic. You know, like the Irish.