Basically all US submarines used to be (talking WW2-era here) named after fish and other sea creatures. Battleships got state names. Cruisers got named after cities. Destroyers got named after people.

Picking up North Korea rockets from the sea floor?

“Was the mission a success?”

Well. Looks like I am the dick head. Apologies and thanks for your service.

No need, the Navy’s stellar year in the news is plenty enough.

Disclaimer: 12 years Active Duty Navy service. So that’s (former) Petty Officer Dickhead to you.

the gif helped!

It’s the “bomb” Doc gave to the Iranians!

Fuelshark prototype? Before they realized they only needed a few capacitors and LEDs and people would pay $19.99 for it...

Wow, excellent research! I merely took an educated guess that the Leaf battery chemistry was different from the Tesla, since I’d never heard of a Leaf exploding. Evidently I was right.

Scratch that he just had an update video where he set the thing on fire by working on it while it was charging

Fixed that for you.

“if the hurricane is over water then there’s no debris to worry about.”

Because the pilots have balls so big they need a plane like that to carry them

Smoothing out the hinges in the name of aerodynamics would be like throwing a deck chair off the Titanic to slow down the sinking.

That would keep you undecapitated, which is almost always good.

At what point when you’re driving around with no roof, no doors, no windscreen etc... do you stop and think to yourself... “y’know, this would have been a whole lot cheaper if I just bought a motorcycle instead.”

The hinged windshield could be great for those rugged excursions to soccer practice. Tilt it forward for an unobstructed view of Madison and Jacob out there on the field as you sit in car and sip your latte, avoiding that other mom who is constantly on your ass because you bought non-organic postgame treats when it…

Needs a lobster tank built into the lower hatch glass; then you’ll be tailgating in style!

He lives in Florida now, so...