The Immaculate Landing?

Parachute, poorly faked death.

gave rides to many a lady i hardly knew when i owned my jaguar.

Web analytics guy here, if it’s suggesting those things it means there’s cookies in your browser that probably have tracked you in fact do light (or “like”) those things. Sooo, while you’re pointing fingers, sure hope you’re standing in front of a mirror, you fucking weirdo.

And then I took the car there weekly for free car washes

I have a rented Mustang Ecooost for the week. It’s tradition for me to do a burnout in my rental and record it, but maybe this year I’ll just park it and slowly. Back. Away...

I gotta say, I just recently became aware of your work, and it has quickly become some of my fav posts on the site. Keep it up.

Missing limb is the hardest to find. ;D

And the engine cover is up and we are on the wrong side of the car for that to be acceptable.. Would have been nice if they would have moved the luggage, extension cords, and the tripod out of the shot.. I am guessing the previous photo was the Ferrari in the background that the guy is getting into now? Could they not…

Lamborghini will fight you. Lamborghini will fight your whole goddamn peasant family. Did you look at Lamborghini wrong? Who do you think you are? Lamborghini brought a goddamn laptop to the fight. Lamborghini is recording this. Lamborghini is going to use a f*cking satellite to quantify the speed, acceleration, and…

Great. Now I’m hungry.

That’s actually a user interface feature. They realized that anyone who ordered a $27000 Dart probably didn’t know which side the driver went on. #shotsfired

It was an Homage Edition!

“I’m not racist, I have a black passenger seat.”

“We’ll fix it in post.”

According to that scale on your map, planes are also much bigger today than they used to be.

Here in Alpharetta, GA, the ones I’ve seen were either at or around Whole Foods...

I have to laugh at this because the other day I saw someone freak out when their car did that. I saw them signal left, then right, then left, then right, then finally left again, and after 3 flashes, it turned off. I had to chuckle because I knew exactly what happened since I had done that before too. I could just…

Maybe 6 is for regular mode, and 7 is for EPA cheating mode?

That sounds like Brazilian fart porn.