At least we *had* spare tires!

He will do his laundry with motor oil in your dishwasher.

Plot Twist: This is an elaborate Jeep PR stunt, and the car that will be revealed upon the garage’s excavation is actually the new 2019 Wagoneer.

There, there now, David. You’ll be okay.

Clearly the Beetle has difficulty managing wheelspin.

Yeah. I have to brush up on my Portuguse, also. Someone help me out here. Teste Exclusivo means “one testicle,” right?

I want my tax dollars back from this one.

tow drivers are crazy for constructive criticism - that would have really lifted his spirits.

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You need to get them to divulge some terrible secret to you before publishing. Then you can hold it over their head and make them reply to you!

Agreed. This is the speed it runs the quarter mile when revving at redline in Neutral and the exhaust gases propel it down the track. Which is why its such a danger to the exhaust manifold.

so much chassis flex

2576 lb/ft of torque at 35 rpm. I’m calling it right now, the Demon is diesel/electric.

The number of production models that will be totaled at 35 mph leaving Cars and Coffee.

You forgot: Horseless carriages and Tea ;)

The 25-to-39-year-old age group favor buying new cars, an AutoList.com survey found, and they are more likely to consider the environmental impacts of a car than members of Generation X, those people ranging in age from 40 to 54. Gen Xers, the study found, prefer price, reliability and brand when buying a car.

I dunno, the Golf gives the Accord a “run for it’s money” in lackluster colors.

The only thing I want Trump’s EPA to do is repeal the ridiculously horrible ethanol mandates.

Excellent, well-reasoned reply Eric!