Local police are now reporting that hoof prints found on the driver controls in the vehicle match those from a recent spat of similar incidents. Deer, neither good on the hood or behind the wheel. Must be stopped.

You sir, are Mr. Internet today. A star for you.

Toonces the Driving Cat clearly has a deer cousin out there. Or had, rather. RIP

Hats off to you on maintaining your integrity. Journalism and PR (read: quality media relations) is better for people who behave like this.

Um, that Mustang is decidedly not on its roof. Just sayin’.

Drat, I only bought-up to the Brown (wagon) Membership. Wrong place to save money, it appears.

Given that ‘online’ is never really a place where you can put ‘things’, outside of being a bunker filled with computers, I’m happy to see my suspicions confirmed.

Greetings from my 1997 Lincoln Town Car (Signature Series). Has knobs. Comfortably (and nearly legally) seats seven.

Right, but if the car industry were the mobile phone (OS) industry, we’d be down to two giant manufacturers. Let’s hope this does not come to pass. I’m not ready for a 20" portrait display where the my knobs used to be. Oh yeah, and get off my lawn. And old man yells at cloud.

[...gazes lovingly at the rotary phone on his desk...]

In a heartbeat of America? If so, congrats on the new Chevy truck.

Hurry in meow and buy today!

Posted just moments ago. There might be hope. Thanks for the shiny star.

My experience the last time I drove an Opel

Dyson should quit the legal battles with Tesla, forget the whole electric car thing, and just focus on building a bolt-on leaf blower for the GTR. Two birds; one stone.

Yeah, you’re not wrong. You never know, once it starts, and that’s why we can’t have nice time machines. It instantly turns paradoxical.

I set up thirty burner accounts just to give you stars. Like a shower of stars, coming out of a rainbow.

Actually, this is a great idea. Works on electric robot cars, too.

Can’t we just mate the C5 with a Dyson, so Elon and that equally smuggy Dyson guy can make peace. We must! And it shall be called PAX AUTOBAHNA. And it shall last a hundred years!

All aboard the USS Underseatsteer!