And most cars operate too close to the ground to be considered aircraft.*

I’ve done ten CES product launches, and I resemble this comment.

Re-freakin-lax, everybody. One less executive means more operating capital. More operating capital means more cash for super glue. And there is *plenty* of time for super glue final touches (by the design team in the shipping container before it gets to the LVCC and is tossed about by Freeman) to dry before the show…

Skipping this until DARTZ version. Will be best version.

Can’t top the Squadra Corse top

“I think that’s an Aztek, bro!”

this, yes?

...we just gotta build four walls. Problem. Solved.

“New York City? Miami? Los Angeles?...Dale!”

Your math might be a little off. That’s a douse aykees joke inside of a triplex title. Or my sense of humor is off. Also likely.

No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die!

Proper car-man PIT maneuver. Personal Immobilization Technique or Pedestrian Immobilization Technique.

Note: that was a helmet-on, head-first tackle. Highly effective against the non-helmeted.

I *can’t wait* for the dashcam perspective on this one...and for the internet to cut it together with the above footage, and set to dubstep. This is all I want for Christmas.

Sitting at Heathrow in terminal two on six-hour layover watching this. Can kind of empathize (UK: empathise) with this.

Star for...fuck it, stars are pretty

Reasonable People Use (Internet) Side Door

you don’t attach the bra to the down there parts, bra. sheesh

this is some kind of reverse gender racism, right? Writing a PhD paper (the last, big one they make you do), and this comment thread is my primary research. Secondary research on reddit.