ouch. yeah. next time stick to the straight-six. also, all plastic parts will break at a rate of $560/unit, regardless of motorization.

somewhere on the internet, there is a place where cops go to post videos and stories of non-cops being dicks. This story was trending there.

...turns out cops are human

“...it all went so quickly. You didn’t even have time to wash your hands.”

nice #hashtagpocalypse

This just in: Jeep stole headlight concept from DARTZ years ago.

oops

Petroleum fuels are made from dinosaurs. Dinosaurs were covered in scales. Fill up the tank at the station, then you technically have a car full of scales. Problem solved.

Or swap in 6.5L Cummins for a true clean diesel setup

Yeah. Sorry. That’s what happens when my copy editor takes the morning off.

Somebody always gotta make a doo-doo in the sand box. It’s why we can’t have nice sand castles. Good contribution though, from everyone. Participation trophies all’round!

One sees this bumper sticker in Arizona with some frequency

...I just applied for the City Pole Erection Manager job. Wish me luck, but know that I’ve already had the business cards printed.

Why doesn’t Ford make all of the bolts in the Mustang like this? Would make Cars’n’Coffee much safer.

Very difficult not to keep watching this gif (hard-g, not peanut butter) on endless loop. Internal combustion engine enabled Newtonian physics on video is so...everything.

This is why, as an Uber driver, I just got a fax machine installed in my car. Check, mate!

You, sir, have just been awarded the Honorus Clausus Doctorate in Newtonian Physics from the institution of your choice. Hip hip...

I’m disappointed that Florida Man was not involved here.

I think the real-world test-of-record is not 0-60, but rather 0-to-get-cute blonde-in-the-passenger-seat. Where the hell is *that* data? I think we should be told.

The true koop day grayce: drive onto dealer lot, jack up vehicle, replace tires (and break components) with cinder blocks. Holiday pricing now available!