aka: the nuclear option

Tour Name: Rolling Coal for Karmic Justice

One reads quite a bit about how manufacturers screw and thumb-screw dealers. I am not surprised to see that a dealer person is ready to have a little fun with this automotive back-wash. Carma.

only the Afla logo, as usual.

I second the motion.

I would leave a little slice of credit for the DP too

Is self-destruct button an option? Can always claim that recent defense spending cuts pushed the manufacturer to use Chinese electronic components on the self-destruct mechanism, and it must have malfunctioned. Now we have to buy a new component from the same supplier, whereby we are stimulating the Chinese economy.…

fin-gers

Well, in Germany they are called Cw-Werte, and ‘w’ is farther back in the alphabet than ‘d’, so science. Headed back under the bridge. Good seeing everyone.

This science-y stuff sounds like fake news. From the internet. I’m on board.

Norman Rockwell just threw up a little in my mouth, and I kind of like it.

Cannes Lions submission. What was that about buyers and customers?

Most big budget agencies working on big budget campaigns design campaigns with which they can win campaign awards for the agency. First order: agency awards. Second order: client is satisfied. Third order: somebody does something as a result of seeing the campaign assets out in the wild. (disclaimer: was agency guy)

“I must say, reading your post has influenced me greatly”

#failfast

Sry, brah. I don’t own a tee vee, cuz I’m a hundo pro cord cutter. I do knit one-of-a-kind kevlar motorcycle gear while listening to first-pressing vinyl on a $30k turntable.

You can take mops and buckets into most Ubers. Therefore, UberBlue, the Uber for people that don’t stare at a screen all day.

Do you call yourself for rides, or is there an app? I’m sitting on a $500M VC fund, and I’d like to go all-in on your app, should you develop one.

I go by “unfluencer,” just so that there are not mix-ups.