Make sure to actually let your kid know that this was the lesson you were teaching, because I sure as hell still see a lot of people believing stuff from my childhood's “my uncle works at Nintendo” rumors.

Look at it this way once those folks are gone: 

Ok there’s a lot of details missing here.

I know I’m getting old when it takes me a few minutes to parse “perf”. I assume it’s some slangy shorthand for “perfect”?

If I ever decide to start writing real food porn, you guys wouldn’t be able to fucking handle it. 

“When the top of Amanda’s terrine pops off as she’s unmolding it, Chigs swoops right in and thrusts his bare hands around her hot pie, holding it together as its walls begin to crumble, while Amanda repeatedly drops a hot metal terrine mold onto his delicate flesh.”

The vaccine mandate at my work kicks in on Monday. I wonder how many people aren’t going to be there anymore. 

In this day and age in America if you’re using racial slurs at all you’re probably a racist. There’s no reason in the world to do that unless you are actually a racist. 

This makes me feel things.

okay but the whole album is a scam in and of itself!

Drunk or not if you’re yelling racial slurs in your driveway then you are a racist.

Words have power. Ridiculing others on as big a stage as Dave has has impact. Using your logic, there is no issue to white comedians using the N-word to make jokes about black people? 

Bobby Digital himself believes the new owners will likely share the record the way Wu-Tang hoped it would be shared in the first place.

*applause*

The commentariat isn’t defensive or insulted at modern snark, we’re insulting how badly written the modern snark is.

Mostly his readers.

Shows what you know. This author holds only disdain for everything.

Ahh, a non-news story that admits as much and also sounds like it was written by someone who holds only disdain for the material referenced. Gotcha.

it looks like some kind of radioactive clown turd in a bun

I think both the hot dot and sandwich camps can agree, this is neither and can only be considered an abomination.