This wouldn’t have happened if Heinz wasn’t so obsessed with their “Saucy Sauce” product line.

Once the robot arrives, you’ll enter the PIN on the bot’s touchscreen.

They’ll retain the F for the sake of SEO.

Neil deGrasse Tyson: The good thing about Science is that it’s true, whether or not you believe in it.

I feel your pain with Fire Emblem. I’ve tried to play many of them but always lose the motivation to ever finish them. Something about the structure is just so demanding, and I simply can’t go with the flow to make progress.

It sounds like something from Oprah’s Book Club.

You can’t trick me with this unintentional social engineering.

Be bold! Take risks! Make stupid mistakes and laugh at your failures. LIVE, GODDAMN YOU! LIIIIIIVVVVVEEEE!

They might pivot towards people that use Instagram. A lot of people don’t think about how Facebook owns Instagram.

Ahem, the technical term is Cyolet.

It’s weird how the kerning is so inconsistent. Some letters actually touch while others don’t.

I’m not having fun with this song. Its so dour and actually makes me feel more helpless than before.

This video makes me wonder if he came out the womb looking like an old man that had lived a rough life.

...I think Tyson misstated...

If you are looking for a new mushroom recipe:

I don’t understand the appeal of eating mushrooms raw. The raw texture reminds me of a crumbly craft foam.

Button, cremini, and portabello mushrooms are of the same species. The flavor gets more mild as you go down in size. The texture gets firmer when you go up in size.

It don’t understand why people think it is bologna. It’s sliced ham for sandwiches.

I’m doing something similar with Bravely Default II.

The narrative disconnect in the Penny Arcade comic bothers me. The characters are talking about a current event, but they are also walking through a park as if the pandemic didn’t exist.