The advice given feels so dismissive.

Who wrote the script?

Let’s be real. The game itself is the problem. The game encourages every dirty tactic outside of blatant cheating to justify greed. If you tell people it is okay to be a rat bastard, they are going to keep pushing the boundaries to gain every possible advantage and win the money.

Some women have bad taste in men. On the other hand, I can’t help but wonder if she is secretly an awful person that is attracted to the same energy.

I want a free mask. The ones I’ve been using are starting to show signs of wear and tear.

I trust that BookTubers would’ve found something by now. They are sticklers for latching onto details and picking them apart with forensic precision.

—the ice cream must always be sundaes, never cones—

It makes her nervous, because she has never flicked her own bean.

I draw a hard line against making a robot rhino.

You can live without the constant validation of someone else’s attention.

I’m sure Tyra will perform her hosting duties with grace and humility.

You gotta disrespect the crooked side hustle.

It also apparently generated “the highest amount of social interest for any Hulu original film to date,”...

Your freezer could be more nutritionally comprehensive. The congealed group is a start, but there is room for improvement.

Surprise! The Happy Endings characters are all recast with the actors from Friends for this special. There is also disclaimer about blackface.

Cleaning the cartridge:

She knows people still blame her for everything despite all the evidence to the contrary. There are limits to how much she can say without drawing attention away from all the hard work people are doing right now to fight injustice.

What? You are supposed to bring a reusable bag to stores. You don’t reduce the consumption of single-use plastics by creating ways to keep using single-use plastics.

Whew. Sidestepped the weird Claude Frollo fandom.

I’m reminded of Disney villains that can steal a scene and chew it up.