Velops
Velops
Velops

...dumb husband + mouthy wife + variable number of children sitcoms...

I suspect that you need the stabilizers in Cool Whip so that it sets properly. The spray kind or homemade will deflate over time, creating a soupy texture.

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The article—which is really worth a read—is rich with those kinds of “wow, that really happens?” details, up to and including the fictionalized making-of documentary that tells the story of how the tour came to be (and goes into detail about Donatello as an inventor of weird instruments):

An electric pressure cooker and air fryer are ways you can avoid using the oven or stove.

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I’m not feeling this wave of interest in Will Ferrell’s lesser comedies. The only one that matters is Anchorman.

I don’t mind tropes as long as the execution takes it into new places. As a fan of the show, the writers have proven to me that they know what they are doing.

1. Some do, some don’t.

The veiny arm holding the phone in that photo looks like a bad edit.

It’s good to see the detective has come to terms with the God stuff, and she isn’t so uptight about everything as a result.

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At least it wasn’t outright queerbaiting. The constant hints at something more but always pulling back can really frustrate an audience. People can see it clear as day but the showrunners keep gaslighting the viewers. I recently learned that one of the most egregious examples of queerbaiting is the police procedural

What if a sponsor buys the name for brand recognition?

Orange and poppyseed? It is supposed to be lemon and poppyseed!

I had to quickly shut down my mom’s attempt to guilt me into attending to family gathering with relatives (aunts, uncles, grandparents, cousins). The reason? To pray for my aunt who lives on the other side of the country. She was recently diagnosed with cancer.

This reminds of the MTV Movie Awards. They also tried to be an anti-award show with a joke lifetime achievement award. Winners included Godzilla and Chewbacca.

Oh god. I never thought about how public toilets are already a petri dish for disease.

Disneyland and Disney’s California Adventure in Anaheim, Calif., were originally set to reopen on the 65th anniversary date Disneyland’s opening, July 17, but those plans have been delayed indefinitely.

Let’s take a moment to circle back towards Rafael’s own hypocrisy.

Love the reference, but Goya does sell dried beans.

Only the Zodiac Killer would have the cojones to imply his grandma would cook with canned beans instead of dried beans. This is an offense that can only be solved by La Chancla™.