Imagine that you are mugged at knife point and the mugger tosses a couple of dollars onto the ground so that you can ride the bus home. And he expects you to be thankful that he left you with that.

I don’t think it is so surprising given she has watched her young daughter enter Hollywood. Lansbury’s comments about female attractiveness is sadly not that out of date, a lot of the early “excuses” for Weinstein by other men were that he’s around *such* attractive women that he just can’t control himself. I really…

Trying to think of a snappy response, but I’m floundering.

Don’t be so mean, you’ll make me blubber. I’ll scale it back.

. . .I’ll let this pass this time. Do it again, and I swear I will whale on you.

Take your damn star(fish).

God this is such obvious clickbait.

There’s something fishy about your story.

I cod not help but have my trouts, Kate. I f-eel like salmon is catfishing you.

I truly appreciate and respect how committed you are to this bit, Kate.

Always awesome to explain to my editor walking by my computer that I am spending my lunch hour on a trash website and not looking at porn. Keep doing you Jezebel.

I would love to submit the erotic carp calendar as evidence whenever people talk about the importance of good looks. Not saying that prettiness can’t make the world a nicer place (especially for women), but, whenever you feel bad about yourself, think about how there are women out there much prettier than you whose…

Evangelicals do not care - and have never cared - about being hypocritical, or outright evil.

The press should ask every member of Trump’s administration (especially Hope Hicks and Elaine Chao) if they believe Moore’s accusers. They should ask every GOP lawmaker every day to publicly say whether or not they believe the accusers. Ask them if they endorse his views on Islam and homosexuality.

If Moore wins, the…

Are the stolen Teslas now called Edisons?

Hers would be “The Jackass.”

God help us if we lose Keanu.

I’ll start: Keanu Reeves