I really, really want to hit a clown with those.

They can claw my Thanksgiving turkey out of my cold, dead hands (even if it gets a little dry my mother makes the best gravy on earth) but for Christmas we often have beef tenderloin with horseradish cream and it is amazing.

I honestly don’t understand how this aspect of the whole thing has escaped, like, everyone. He DID NOT clear the lyrics he ended up using.

We switched to a rib roast and it is the best thing that has ever happened to me.

I have a problem with this analysis of her crimes. Kanye cleared half the lyrics.

Plus, beef for sandwiches. Horseradish, yum.

Third option: Prime rib. My parents started making it for Christmas dinner in lieu of turkey a few years ago, and I constantly wonder why they don’t do the same for Thanksgiving.

Hazel - I must respectfully disagree. This album is VERY sexy. As proof, I cite the many orgasms I’ve enjoyed while listening to Dress, I Did Something Bad, Delicate, Don’t Blame Me, and Gorgeous, and the corroborating testimony of my previously TS-skeptical boyfriend!

Turkey is only okay, but ham is the worst kind of pork. If those are the only two options, stick with the bird for tradition’s sake. But, really, maybe some roast beef or something would be nice.

I’m having lamb tomorrow... because fuck turkey AND ham. One of the best things about being an adult is having the power to decide you don’t want any of that nonsense. It almost makes all the bills, anxiety, and early onset forehead wrinkles worth it.

Ughhhh.

I mean...

I would imagine that any artist that wants to sell a lot of albums and thus end up selling more tour tickets and merch etc etc would release songs anywhere they could to try to increase their popularity. This seems like smart business to me? Idk, I can’t hate T.S. the way Jez wants me to and see everything she does as…

Maybe it has nothing whatsoever to do with music and everything to do with brand. Swift doesn’t have any opinions on Trump for the same reason that she keeps her songs in both genres. She moves with the zeitgeist, and wants to stay agile.

That’s what you fucking get for refusing to carry clothes larger than a 12 in your stores when the average American women is a size 14.

It’s unfortunate that public shaming is a race now. Don’t want to be the last one on woke twitter with a piping hot take that gets 500 likes. This case nicely demonstrates the real damage that can be done in the race to the soapbox.

Panda panda panda panda

It was ridiculous that people thought it was OK to name her without her consent. You can’t just go around telling people’s stories for them. And in this case it was an assumption not based on fact.

Why...isn’t it? They’re a celebrity power couple and her whole brand is that she’s a super chill lifestyle icon, who cooks easy, great food and is open about not being a perfect mom. They are nice and funny, and I for one, am delighted to hear this happy news in a shitstorm of ugly.