Now seems like a good time to re-post Megan Amram’s legendary food puns:

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When life gives you lemons you petition ISPs to block Stormfront.

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• Ajit Pai, chairman of the Federal Communications Commission (FCC), announced that the FCC will vote on a proposal to overturn what he described as the “heavy-handed, utility-style” net neutrality rules of the Obama administration. According to the Washington Post, Pai’s proposal would “give Internet providers broad…

She’s great but no way. The cast is perfect from top to bottom. Even small side demons.

Especially when you consider Doug Jones’ actual history.

Man, these guys really need to learn their Bible.

Well, considering most people have few realistic ISP options, the choice is either deal with it, or have no Internet.

This is what it means:

as an aside, Courtney Force (the Funny Car driver pictured above)‘s sister Brittany won the 2017 Top Fuel championship last week.

I can’t remember the last time I bought a whole album (ETA yes I can, Hozier in 2014), but I love this one. I actually just went on a 20 hour road trip all over TN for work and came back capable of ranking the entire album;

Love it. Zero shame. Don’t Blame Me on repeat.

Hi, I think those boost tickets come with all albums not just the pre orders. Like, I’m from Ireland, just bought the cd, no preorder or anything and it had one in it. Just saying!

I pre-ordered it and have been playing it on repeat all week. I love it!

I don’t think it’s really that fair to chalk up a huge number like this to “schemes”. I hate disingenuous sales tactics as much as the next person, but most artists are doing gimmicks like this to move albums these days and to MUCH less success.

Yes, I think the dark roots are messy here. Otherwise I like the blonde.

I feel like there is a right way to do dark roots with blonde hair and this isn’t it. I do love that dress though.

Lea Michele is doing basic millennial pink with a spray-tan.

This is like eating a mediocre chicken sandwich at a restaurant and then demanding you also be allowed to eat the beaks and feathers.