FYI the ‘gorilla channel’ bit was completely made up:

NOTORIOUS RBG

Technically:

See also: Louis CK

Emma and Ellen met via Instagram—after Portner posted a video that featured a song by Sylvan Esso, Page DM’d her.

See also:

And nothing of value was lost:

1) This bullshit needs to be smothered in its proverbial crib before it goes viral.

Quick stats for folks needing to fact-check anyone:

There is no real translation, but a few meanings you can find are: “a face that cries out for a fist” or “that person whose face is just begging to be introduced to fist”

Paris ring is tacky af

Eh, face value is whatever the first party wants it to be and scalpers helped show them how much a market is willing to bear. There’s also an unsaid; “Don’t want to pay market price for tix? Should’ve gotten in on the verified fan pre-sale.”

And for the counterpoint, let’s check with Billboard:

That and “a couple extra bucks” for housekeeping to put everything back the way it was? Fuck. That. Noise. Maybe in places that don’t get above 50% occupancy housekeeping has the time to do furniture moving, but any major travel destination? They’re already on a tight clock to flip the rooms for the next guests…

Gorsuch...and the parade of lower court judges the GOPpies are jamming through.

Sue him, stomp his guts out...toh-may-to, toh-mah-to

Daily Fail is, naturally, presenting a very different read on Moore’s comments which to me read more about being comfortable about being 5'10" than being a size 6:

While I’m not calling for anyone’s heads, there are a lot of...interesting choices being made here:
• Same boots for two different looks
• An overly fringed skirt when they obviously want to highlight her legs
• Random moto helmet prop
• A coat that appears to be assembled from bathmats/towels