FYI the ‘gorilla channel’ bit was completely made up:

See also: Amsterdam

NOTORIOUS RBG

Technically:

See also: Louis CK

Emma and Ellen met via Instagram—after Portner posted a video that featured a song by Sylvan Esso, Page DM’d her.

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And nothing of value was lost:

Word on the Reddit is that only one line out of Max’s original screenplay made it to film in the first place. Once Netflix bought it, Ayers did a complete rewrite and then Will Smith wanted additional changes so his dialogue was more Will-Smith-like.

1) This bullshit needs to be smothered in its proverbial crib before it goes viral.

Quick stats for folks needing to fact-check anyone:

There is no real translation, but a few meanings you can find are: “a face that cries out for a fist” or “that person whose face is just begging to be introduced to fist”

Paris ring is tacky af

Eh, face value is whatever the first party wants it to be and scalpers helped show them how much a market is willing to bear. There’s also an unsaid; “Don’t want to pay market price for tix? Should’ve gotten in on the verified fan pre-sale.”

And for the counterpoint, let’s check with Billboard:

That and “a couple extra bucks” for housekeeping to put everything back the way it was? Fuck. That. Noise. Maybe in places that don’t get above 50% occupancy housekeeping has the time to do furniture moving, but any major travel destination? They’re already on a tight clock to flip the rooms for the next guests…

Gorsuch...and the parade of lower court judges the GOPpies are jamming through.