I think that happens to all old people. They’re searching for a glimmer of what they call their real self. They’re boring, mostly.

Is it bad that I was waiting for a big reveal of someone tied up in a chair that she’s been singing to for the entire vid?

Max Landis is...problematic...but damn if Wrestling Isn’t Wrestling isn’t one of the best vids.

On a lighter note:

I was NOT aware of the Linkin Park/ Jay-Z collab though.

Just putting this here for the folks who aren’t clicking through to the Billboard article:

(While I do know photographers who would do this in a single click - after spending god knows how long lighting the fuck out of the house - the easier answer is a fuckton of shots composed together in post; bracketing exposures, handheld lights for areas that you aren’t able to can-light, and completely different…

The second part of that seemed to work pretty well for those Duck Dynasty jamokes.

the property is located in Tonopah, a small town between Reno and Las Vegas with a population of 2,478.

Fun fact about Kid Rock: Mr. Trailer Park there grew up on a $1.3 million, 5.5 acre estate complete with its own guest house, apple orchard, and private stable.

I wonder how much it costs to cancel a big national stadium tour like this? Tickets get refunded but presumably Ticketmaster/Live Nation/those assholes get to keep the “service fees” so they come out a little ahead. There’s probably a fair bit of sunk costs (Presumably mostly on the promo/marketing end) but I can only…

Some larger shots courtesy of the paps (Advisory: visible nipple on the first two)

In other news:

Usher paid a little over million dollars to a former sex partner after exposing her to herpes, which she later contracted.

And the video is also a Lyft ad

“It’s not a prank, it’s a social experiment!”

His style sadly really does make more sense when you realize that he thinks he’s on a show and is doing bumpers to get people to come back after the commercial break or tune in for the next episode.

LOLOLOLOL, get fucked you feculent, turtle-necked asshole: