Oh, there’d be more than one Ron. Someone has to carry the bags watch after all.

I shudder to think of how many copies of Hermione they’d need to have running to keep up with...demand.

WaPo provides:

Gotta go old school with the pussy jokes

Sean Penn has a new, extremely young girlfriend, and I wish everyone would just ostracize him already.

Oh, Michael, NO. I will never be able to watch you in Shooter Ant-Man the same way again.

$7 grand is around 40 main floor seats for Seinfeld’s Colosseum show or double that if he went second balcony like a schmoe. Not exactly a huge number but presumably the list of people willing to fork out $$$ for a Missouri congresscritter is fairly short.

If it makes you feel any better, it really sounds more like a ‘branding takeover’ as opposed to a full-on pop-up. Although the “fun surprise under their custom Gilmore Girls coffee sleeve” kind of piques my interest (Piqued enough to get to a coffeeshop at 7am? Still up for debate.)

Also on the Gilmore Girls tip: TIL Lauren and Alexis are allegedly pulling down 750 large...per episode for the new series. Shockingly, this still falls short of the cool mil the BBT leads each pull down but absolutely pales in comparison to the $47 million a year that Judge Judy pulls down.

PSA for the Gilmore Girls fans out there:

A follow-up to Demi’s tweet, we’ll see how long this lasts:

Not to make anyone feel more rage-y but, stay classy NRA:

See also Taylor Swift who rolls with at least a 3-person security team that is stationed with her 24/7.

One more:

Literal baby and donut-licking pop star Ariana Grande has stopped wearing kitty ears and thigh highs